My sympathies Rhodes. If it's any consolation, you're not alone with the torpedoes doing whatever they like and very little of what we would like them to do

Let's have a drink at the officers' mess and raise the glass to English engineers who have managed to actually make torpedoes that work, unlike the German or the American ones
I can only imagine what it feels like to have working torpedoes again. What I can't imagine is using the one torpedo, one ship tactic right now - nor using magnetic pistols