The Chelsea players take their wags for a meal after a match when Torres turns up alone...
"No missus today?" Asked the waiter.
Torres replies: "Well 3 open goals and hit the corner flag from 6 yards out ... so getting better!"
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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