Don't let these wankers lie to you chief. They'll be milking your account down at the local watering hole as often as they can.
Bartender: Hey Jim, what'll you have?"
Jimbuna: "Three beers"
Bartender: "Three bears beers?"
Jimbuna: " Might as well, one will be too warm. One will be too cold and I'll drink the one that's just right... after the other two of course."