A lad approached me inside Sports and Soccer and said he was the best shoplifter around.
"I can smuggle anything out of here you want down my trousers for half price" He said.
So I asked him to get me 2 footballs and a baseball bat..
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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