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Old 10-05-13, 11:32 AM   #4910
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My wife went to the cinema with her friends last night and left me in charge of our two year old son.

She called me when she got there and said, "Is Jack ok?"

"He's absolutely fine," I replied, "He's in the bath at the moment, you've got nothing to worry about."

"Is he playing with his little yellow duck?" she asked.

I said, "I don't know, I can't see him from the pub."
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