A sexy woman noticed me looking depressed in the bar last night.
She walked over and asked, "Are you ok?"
I said, "No, everyone thinks I'm a pervert."
"You don't seem that bad," she smiled. "Is there something else you want to talk about?"
I replied, "Yes, your tits."
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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