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Originally Posted by Oberon

Or

I could have used this when I first arrived in Germany



Really all you need to know in Germany are 3 things
1) Never make an "O" shape with you finger and thumbs unless you wish to tell that person to that they are an ..............
2) Never bring a German woman white flowers.
3) Never recite the lyrics of German heavy metal songs to Germans until you know what the words mean