Wait, new angle
We could introduce a new line of hair care products
Called...wait for it....
HairBare
HairBare, now with a hint of mintyness.
Subsim disclaimer**
Hair Bare should not be injested or come in contact with your eye or private regions. May cause cancer, tooth decay, texas two step, severe gas, and lethargy.
Do not pour Hair Bare on others, unless it is Steed, then it would be really funny.
Hare Bare should not be used with alcohol or whilst driving.
Do not mix Hair Bare or Diet Hair Bare with redbull.