[soopaman2]

With all the medical waste and garbage New York likes to dump in the water, I am surprised people still swim here.

Luckily for us down here, it is usually New York trash, too poor for the Hamptons that swim in its own pollution.

Freaking tourists...

Yeah do not swim here, we are sick of the accident rates going up, and sick of the traffic, we are sick of the crime spikes in the summertime, we are sick of block parties, when people have to work for a living, we are sick of daddys money princesses, we are sick of drunks vandalizing our property at 2am when the bar lets out.

Please do not swim here, go elsewheres.

*lJersey shore resident*