Have periscope up trouser leg---appears I am walking on water--- Oh no it's just the uboat surfacing. I have been subjected to the uboat version of keel hauling. Only some of the crew mutinied as they did not want to hear Sam play it again so I have been saved--- Hurrah---I'm off for a cup of T and some court martialling. Perpetrators will not be shot but fired through the torpedo tubes.
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