Since I'm a Legally Ordained Minister now?
I proclaim Dowley a Prophet and Visionary of the Word.
He has seenith the blasphemy of the Wicked 'Truthers' and bathed himself in the Lite Beer.
He is amoungst the keelhauled brought back to Life!!
If he wasn't so far away? I'd groupe upon him and proclaim him Bishop Dowley.