Dear Zionists,
I have recently heard that money is not important to the muslims, so I have tried to get some things from my Turkish kiosk owner. He wouldn't give me my ciggies without paying him cash and said he could would prefer the free hugs I offered him in exchange for the smokes from his wife instead.
Now I remember having bought two Avocados from Israel recently. They were very tasty.
As you see I have always supported you, so please consider me when you take over the world. Please send me a chest of Avocados when you have finished your goal.
Yours sincerely,
Penguin