And that's before the wine selection...
But bah, hate the wines anyway, pulling pints and doing whiskeys, that I can handle just fine. I remember when I was still new on the job and someone asked for a White Wine Spritzer...I blue screened, never even heard of it before. Still, I've usually got enough of the old charm to talk myself out of most embarrassing situations...
Damn beer pumps have been rebelling on me lately, no matter what angle I tilt the pint glass the damn things froth up like a rabid dog, quite annoying having to wait for it to calm down.