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Originally Posted by MattD
A cop magnet, eh?? I actually left the army about a year ago after doing 6 years and had some plans but they didn't work out so am doing a pretty dead end job and regret leaving now. That's why I am thinking about my options and yeah would like police or prison service - think alot of ex army guys go for those jobs too.
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I went for private security, right now all I do is sit on my arse and stare at what little cleavage appears on security cameras, while trying to keep two subordinates, who can not tell their arse from their elbow, from accidentally choking on their walkies

But yeah, law enforcement and sitting on ones arse pretending to do what hey pay you to do are popular with ex military, which reminds me, I have to appear in court soon as a witness. Some fecesforbrains tried to nick a bike from in front of the bank I work at, made it about 10 meters before he found himself face down on pavement with a knee aplying slight motivatory pressure on his kidney to kindly place his arms on his back so he could be handcuffed.