I know many use the excuse if they weren't drunk......Smart people know if you're gonna get drunk, don't get drunk where you can do something stupid, like be near crocs or a set of car keys.
Guess all his friends were drunk as well
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
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