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Originally Posted by Platapus
Are you still here?
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Yes.
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Perhaps you have already been arrested and put in one of the American gulags and (cue dramatic music) "The Government" has taken over your account and is now impersonating you here in order to decisive us.
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I haven't. They aren't. Trust me on this.
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Hmmmm 
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You're thinking too much. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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How do we know who you are and that you are who you claim to be instead of who the government wants us to believe who your are? 
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Trust me. Trust me. You will obe...believe me. You will believe me.
Good! It's working! I'm sorry to hear it. I'll send you some medication for that. In the meantime keep your cell phone pressed firmly against your ear. 
