My mylar encased Fastpass in mind, I placed a large deflated mylar balloon over the smart meter to offset big brother. I also always utter the words on cellphone "Kill/ President/Taliban (No particular order), just to wake up Cyclops at the NSA and bring down the establishment by excess cost overruns. I doublecheck all against my sperm motility flagellation index meter to insure my weekly deposit at the local clinic is of the highest caliber. I will be hosting the next Bilderburg conference when not hangin' at the top secret Bohemian Grove. All this from my upcoming flick: "How I learned to love the microwave"!
