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Stealhead · 08-23-13, 11:48 AM

I have never been arrested.

I came close once when I dropped a Lowenbrau from the forth floor balcony.That one was a complete accident I was talking to a friend and it was just after we got off duty fist beer I had had all week and only a few sips.Well the beer just slipped out of my hand and feel down and hit the hood of a VW Passat parked in the front row bounced and then hit the wall/railing on the first floor.No sooner had I heard the bottle smash I hear this female SP that had been patrolling the dorms yell,"Some @*$5&! just threw a bottle at me". At the same time I was a bit impressed by this bottles random ballistics and structural integrity.

I thought well that is just grand now it went from dropping a beer to assault.So we took the rest of the Lowenbrau and hid it in back of a wall locker and just hung out military police are very good at catching people trying to escape on foot so it is better to stay put it looks less suspicious.The cops came up with a working dog which made me very worried at first but I knew dog handler and he never said anything even though the dog was doing the sit alert on me.They had better fish to fry anyway I smelled pot smoke in the air around the time I dropped the beer bottle and I saw a few people get carted away after they talked to me.More than likely the tokers.

I felt bad about denting the VW but not bad enough to also risk taking an assault change and telling the truth and risked hoping that a courts marshal board believe my claim.Besides you buy car insurance for a reason.

Speeding tickets I earned a few of those when I was younger.

08-23-13, 11:48 AM	#10
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I have never been arrested. I came close once when I dropped a Lowenbrau from the forth floor balcony.That one was a complete accident I was talking to a friend and it was just after we got off duty fist beer I had had all week and only a few sips.Well the beer just slipped out of my hand and feel down and hit the hood of a VW Passat parked in the front row bounced and then hit the wall/railing on the first floor.No sooner had I heard the bottle smash I hear this female SP that had been patrolling the dorms yell,"Some @*$5&! just threw a bottle at me". At the same time I was a bit impressed by this bottles random ballistics and structural integrity. I thought well that is just grand now it went from dropping a beer to assault.So we took the rest of the Lowenbrau and hid it in back of a wall locker and just hung out military police are very good at catching people trying to escape on foot so it is better to stay put it looks less suspicious.The cops came up with a working dog which made me very worried at first but I knew dog handler and he never said anything even though the dog was doing the sit alert on me.They had better fish to fry anyway I smelled pot smoke in the air around the time I dropped the beer bottle and I saw a few people get carted away after they talked to me.More than likely the tokers. I felt bad about denting the VW but not bad enough to also risk taking an assault change and telling the truth and risked hoping that a courts marshal board believe my claim.Besides you buy car insurance for a reason. Speeding tickets I earned a few of those when I was younger.