Me and my wife were in a posh club with a big group of friends.
"Come on love," I said. "Let's get up and dance."
"You never dance!" she said.
"I do when I'm with 16 people and it's my round."
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now
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