I know I never will.I recall once back in high school my older brother was interested in this sort of holly roller girl.
Anyway she came over one night for dinner and myself my two brothers my sister and this girl where all sitting at this table on a porch that had been converted into a sun room.
Well this sun room the floors had excellent acoustics so farts carried well and often sort reverberated from the chairs down into the wood floor like a giant kazoo.So of course we started farting
. After one or two this girl says "I do not understand why god created such a disgusting thing for people to do" and I said "Well I am glad that god created something so entertaining" and let off a really long loud reedy one and said "Praise the lord" and my little sister said "amen brother".