"What happened?" asked the paramedic, as my wife lay on the kitchen floor.
I said, "She was just about to cook me some breakfast when suddenly she collapsed."
"She's in a bad way," he replied, "There's a chance that she may not make it."
"Aw great," I said, "I'll have to go to the cafe then."
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Oh my God, not again!!
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