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Originally Posted by Armistead

Our big melting pot over here runneth over......

A Yankee was traveling through South Carolina when a car ran into him, wrecking both cars.
Both got out, neither was hurt.
The SC man looked at the Yankee and said
" I'm glad neither of us were hurt, let's have a toast to celebrate"
The Yankee agrees.
The Reb gets a bottle out of the trunk and says "to our good health"
and gives the bottle to the Yank who takes a few swigs.
The Yankee passes the bottle back to the Reb "aren't you gonna take a drink"
"No" says the Reb, I just called the cops.

Musta been moonshine!