"Daddy, is there such thing as ghosts?"
"Why do you ask son?"
"I heard a woman moaning, and banging, and groaning all night from your room, and since mum just died..."
"Well, son..." I replied nervously, "I think you're old enough to know the truth."
"Our house is haunted as hell."
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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