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Old 08-07-13, 02:53 PM   #4465
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"You really don't want your wife to emerge from this coma, do you?" The Consultant said.

"Don't be absurd!" I replied, "Why would you even make such an accusation?"

"Because you keep playing her that CD of lullabies whenever she shows signs of waking up."
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