I was sat waiting for the start of the football last night when my blonde wife said, "The team in white will win."
"Why do you think that?" I asked.
She said, "Well, look at the size of them compared to the team stood in front of them."
"You stupid bitch, that's not the other team. They're the mascots."
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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