I was having dinner with this beautiful blonde last night.
"So, where do you work?" I asked.
She said, "Just around the corner."
"Like in a supermarket or something?"
She said, "This is your first time with a prostitute, love, isn't it?"
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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