Found this twitter feed, listing some of the most ridiculous stuff reported from Florida:
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan
Such gems as:
"Florida Man Taken To Police Station For Driving Without A License, Urinates On X-Ray Machine, Detention Officer"
"Florida Man Seen Masturbating Outside Woman's House Three Times; Claims He Was Just Urinating Behind Bushes"
"Florida Man Arrested For Rearranging Walgreens Beverage Aisle"
And more!