Originally Posted by TarJak
An Albanian, a Pole, and an English man are in the same bar.
When the Albania finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Albania, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Pole, obviously impressed by this, drinks his vodka, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Poland, we have so many vodka glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The English man, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the Indian and the Pole. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, he says, 'In England we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
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