"Why so glum?" asked the barman.
"My best mate has just been crushed to death," I replied.
"I'm sorry," he sympathised. "How did that happen?"
"He was having an affair with my wife and he let her go on top."
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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