A friend of mine was invited to Sunday dinner with his new girlfriend to meet her parents.
All went well, he was making a good impression until the girl's mother asked him: "So what do you think about the 'C word'?"
He replied: "It is your house and if you want to call someone a ***t then I do not have an issue with it, I like to use the word myself."
Horrified the daughter spluttered: "No, my mom meant the word Commitment!"
red faces all around
(although the father was trying hard not to laugh out loud). I am looking forward to their hearing all about their next meal together.