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Old 07-21-13, 03:17 AM   #11
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the 'F-word'. It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, “famous” falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Mary famoused John) and intransitive (John was famoused by Mary). It can be an action verb (John really gives a famous), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a famous), an adverb (Mary is famousing interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific famous). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is famousing beautiful) or an interjection (Famous! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (John is ugly, famous, he's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word “famous.”

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1) Surprise -- “What the famous are you doing here?”
2) Fraud -- “I got famoused by the car dealer.”
3) Resignation -- “Oh, famous it!”
4) Trouble -- “I guess I'm famoused now.”
5) Aggression -- “FAMOUS YOU!”
6) Disgust -- “Famous me.”
7) Confusion -- “What the famous...?”
8) Difficulty -- “I don't understand this famousing business!”
9) Despair -- “Famoused again....”
10) Pleasure -- “I famousing couldn't be happier.”
11) Displeasure -- “What the famous is going on here?”
12) Lost -- “Where the famous are we?”
13) Disbelief -- “UN-FAMOUSING-BELIEVABLE!”
14) Retaliation -- “Up your famousing ass!”
15) Denial -- “I didn't famousing do it.”
16) Perplexity -- “I know famous-all about it.”
17) Apathy -- “Who really gives a famous, anyhow?”
18) Greetings -- “How the famous are ya?”
19) Suspicion -- “Who the famous are you?”
20) Panic -- “Let's get the famous out of here.”
21) Directions -- “Famous off.”
22) Awe -- “How the famous did you do that?”

It can be used in an anatomical description -- “He's a famousing a-hole.” It can be used to tell time -- “It's five famousing thirty.” It can be used in business -- “How did I wind up with this famousing job?” It can be maternal -- “Motherfamouser.” It can be political -- “Famous Obama!”

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
“What the famous was that?” -- Mayor of Hiroshima
“Where did all these famousing Indians come from?” -- General Custer
“That's not a real famousing gun, is it?” -- John Lennon
“Who's gonna famousing find out?” -- Richard Nixon
“Why the famous did that apple hit me?” -- Issac Newton
“Heads are going to famousing roll.” -- Marie Antoinette
“I could have used a famousing map.” -- Ulysses
“Where the famous is all this water coming from?” - Captain of the Titanic
“Any famousing idiot could understand that.” -- Albert Einstein
“It DOES SO famousing look like her!” -- Picasso
“Okay, I know... we'll build this BIG famousing wall to keep them out.” -- Emperor of the Ch'in Dynasty
“I can't believe I just famousing said that.” -- Patrick Henry
“Famousng backstabbers!” -- Julius Caesar
“You want what on the famousing ceiling?” -- Michelangelo
“Fellatio is not famousing!” -- Bill Clinton
“Where is that famousing pizza guy?” -- Elvis
“Why? Because its famousing there!” -- Sir Edmund Hilary
“I don't suppose its gonna famousing rain?” -- Joan of Arc
“Scattered famousing showers my ass.” -- Noah
“I need this parade like I need a famousing hole in my head.” -- John F. Kennedy
“What are the famousing chances I'm going to heaven?” -- Joseph Stalin
“Hey, where the famous are your turbans?” -- Christopher Columbus when he discovered the “Indians”.
Agree that it is often overused, often as a form of punctuation (similar those people that use "like" or "literally" for no reason) but it is still a versatile word used in the right context and a usefully descriptive word.
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