It...
I....
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! 
Ah...ha....hahaha...hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Ahem...
Seriously?!
All the time I spent preparing for you to pull some sort of diabolical master plan out of your hat, or nuke me back into the warring states era...and you...you had no plan at all?
Excuse me, I'm just going to go and start the Fourth Impact now...