Why worry?
As you go through life there are only two things to worry about
Either you are sick or you are well
If you are well there is nothing to worry about
If you are sick
There are only two things to worry about
Either you will live or you will die
If you live there is nothing to worry about
If you die there are only two things to worry about
Either you will go to heaven or you will go to hell
If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about
If you go to hell
You will be so busy shaking hands with friends that you will not have time to worry