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frau kaleun · 07-06-13, 06:51 PM

Grayline 40504, Two Shelf Spice Rack, White
Grayline 40552, 3 Shelf Gourmet Spice Rack, White
Grayline 40231, Door or Wall Wrap Rack, White
Grayline 40501, Large Cabinet Rack, White
Zwilling J.A. Henckels Twin Pure Pizza Cutter

Okay so that's (IMO) a lot of money for a pizza cutter, but I've been through 2-3 cheaper ones and hated every last one of them. I have Zwilling JA Henckels flatware and it is AWESOME. But mostly I confess I picked this one because of the first review I read, which follows:

I sat there in the deepest reaches of my kitchen, battling the heat of the pizza. Flames shot out from the oven below nearly scorching me, ending my young life before I've had a chance to retire or finish the second season of Jersey Shore.

I saw it amidst the plumes of italian-seasoned steam now encircling me. Excalibur, blade of legend, delivered to King Arthur by a naked woman in a lake. Or was it? Was it possibly.. the Pizza Cutter I purchased from Amazon.com, which was delivered in two days due to my Prime Subscription?

I hefted the circular blades hilt in my hand; Yes, a force to be reckoned with. But, it may have been too late; with its polished aluminum exterior, glistening like the aurora-borealis, I saw them approaching from behind; children, in droves, and hungry.

For Pizza.

I pressed down but slightly on the golden brown crust and it gave way without any effort; "is this possible?", I thought to myself as I effortlessly cut through the pizza. Each and every arc of my hand was true of aim; no wobble like lesser blades.

And so the beast was quelled, and the horde of small ones were satisfied for but one more night. Excalibur, king of all swords, rests atop my counter in his throne of glory, ready to slice and dice any and all pizzas that come before him.

Any pizza cutter that can inspire something like that is worth twenty-five bucks in my book.

07-06-13, 06:51 PM	#570
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Grayline 40504, Two Shelf Spice Rack, White Grayline 40552, 3 Shelf Gourmet Spice Rack, White Grayline 40231, Door or Wall Wrap Rack, White Grayline 40501, Large Cabinet Rack, White Zwilling J.A. Henckels Twin Pure Pizza Cutter Okay so that's (IMO) a lot of money for a pizza cutter, but I've been through 2-3 cheaper ones and hated every last one of them. I have Zwilling JA Henckels flatware and it is AWESOME. But mostly I confess I picked this one because of the first review I read, which follows: I sat there in the deepest reaches of my kitchen, battling the heat of the pizza. Flames shot out from the oven below nearly scorching me, ending my young life before I've had a chance to retire or finish the second season of Jersey Shore. I saw it amidst the plumes of italian-seasoned steam now encircling me. Excalibur, blade of legend, delivered to King Arthur by a naked woman in a lake. Or was it? Was it possibly.. the Pizza Cutter I purchased from Amazon.com, which was delivered in two days due to my Prime Subscription? I hefted the circular blades hilt in my hand; Yes, a force to be reckoned with. But, it may have been too late; with its polished aluminum exterior, glistening like the aurora-borealis, I saw them approaching from behind; children, in droves, and hungry. For Pizza. I pressed down but slightly on the golden brown crust and it gave way without any effort; "is this possible?", I thought to myself as I effortlessly cut through the pizza. Each and every arc of my hand was true of aim; no wobble like lesser blades. And so the beast was quelled, and the horde of small ones were satisfied for but one more night. Excalibur, king of all swords, rests atop my counter in his throne of glory, ready to slice and dice any and all pizzas that come before him. Any pizza cutter that can inspire something like that is worth twenty-five bucks in my book.