"What's wrong with you two?" My wife asked when she met us in the beer garden.
"He let go of his party balloon," I sobbed, pointing at my son
"Ok," she replied, "But why are you crying?"
"I knocked my pint over trying to catch it."
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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