[hienz1]

So a retired old man was enjoying his retirement, sitting on his back porch of his home when he saw a young boy come walking down a hill towards his house. The boy was carrying a long rolled up silver looking thing under his arm.

So the old man yells out, "Hey kid? What you got there?"
Kid: "Got me some chicken wire."
Old man: "What ya doin' with chicken wire?"
Kid: "Gonna catch me some chickens."
Old man: "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire."

Well, a few hours later, the old man sees the young boy going back up the hill, dragging behind him the entire roll of chicken wire, unrolled, with hundreds of chickens stuck in it, flapping around. The old man scratches his head in total disbelief.

Well, sometime the next week, the old man sees the boy walking down the hill again, carrying under his arm a great big grey wheel. So he yells out,"Hey kid! What you got there?"

Kid: "Got me some duct tape."
Old man: "What ya doin' with Duct tape?"
Kid: "Gonna catch me some ducks."
Old man: "You can't catch ducks with duct tape."

Well, later on that day, the old man sees the kid walking back up the hill, dragging behind him the entire roll of duct tape, unrolled, with hundreds of ducks stuck to it, all flapping around. Old man scratches his head, wondering.

Some time next week, the old man sees the kid walking down the hill again, carrying under his arm these long green things with short brown chunks on the ends. "Hey kid! What you got there?" he asked.

Kid: "Got me some pussywillow."
Old man: "Hold on. I'll get my hat."