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TV licence fee excuses revealed
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22947160
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Excuses for non-payment given last year included:- "Apparently my dog, which is a corgi, was related to the Queen's dog so I didn't think I needed a TV licence"
- "Why would I need a TV licence for a TV I stole? Nobody knows I've got it"
- "Only my three-year-old son watches the TV. Can you take it out of the family allowance I receive for him? He watches it so he should pay"
- "I had not paid as I received a lethal injection"
- "I don't want to pay for a licence for a full year. Knowing my luck I'll be dead in six months and won't get value for money"
- "I have lost weight recently and had to buy new clothes. That's why I could not afford to buy a TV licence"
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I could come up with a few.. 
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