[Jimbuna]

As I answered the door last night my wife shouted, "If that's Dave tell him your not going out, it's my night out tonight."

Laughing he said, "Sounds like someone's under the thumb."

I said, "Give it 10 minutes, she'll change her mind."

He said, "Are you sure?"

I said, "Positive, I've just made her a coffee and popped a few laxatives in it."