Whew! I got a cut-away back here with no further problems. I'd better inform Wendy that her Super-Duper Mart turned out to be very weird and the sales weren't even that good.
Hi, Wendy! I'm back! And you should, like, totally know that the staff at that shop is very unprofessional and didn't want to really help me or even sell me anything. How they stay in business is beyond me!
Wow, that's right! They didn't want to sell me anything, because they were hording all the best discounts for themselves! That makes, like, so much more sense now! Wendy, you're totally cool! Do you know some other places I should visit?
Wow?! Really? Like, real ghosts and all?! Ohmygod! I totally need to see that! Where is it?!
Huh? I'm not following? You're saying the ghosts are not in the town, but in the mines? But I don't want to go in a mine! They're dirty! I don't wanna ruin my make-up!
Well, I'm sure Wendy tried to help me anyway. I mean, the working class people are pretty honest usually. Lying takes certain amount of IQ, after all, according to the latest psychological papers I have read. And she was nice enough to give me some local currency for my troubles at the mall.
And that can mean only one thing...
Shopping spree back on agenda!!!! Squeeeeeel!!!
THIS PLACE BLOWS!!!!
I have scoured literally every inch of this miserable hole and there is not a single shop that would sell anything even remotely fashionable let alone manufactured ethically.
But since Keynesian economy theories have taught me that squirreling away money is bad for the wealth of the nations, I intend to fulfill my duty as a conscious customer and spend away my worldly gains the only way these locals seem to know.
Bartender! Give me an apple cider!
Woooooooow...
Wheeee, I'm a liiiiittle wooooozyyyy ooooveeeer heeereee...
I'm going to...tell the world...err...all kinds of stuff! Weheee!
Wow! The colors...
Out of my way, both of you! I OWN THIS STREET!
Ooo! Hi boys! Are you boys? No matter! Teehee!
Okay, no need to fight over me! There's plenty of me for everyone! Teehee, I think I'm drunk...eeh...