Look, there's no reason for you three to eye me like that! All I did was demonstrate to your colleagues my new...
...Hair dryer.
OK, they didn't want to listen to reason! I'm out of here!!
Whew. OK, I'm all hidden here. I'll lay low until those angry clerks go back to drinking coffee on their employer's time.
I mean, they may be armed to teeth and angry, but they are working class conservatives after all. Like Joe the Plumber.
So there's no way they're smart enough to find me here, right?
RIGHT?!
Look, can't we talk about this? This hair dryer must be somehow faulty, but it's not my fault as a customer that you're selling one!
Weird? It seems to really make them go napping. I must return it to the manufacturer. And file a complaint about these clerks' abysmal idea of customer service.
Hey, is that a mattress in the corner?
Great! I'm sure they won't mind if I test this product more thoroughly before buying it! Eight or so hours should be enough!
Yuck, gross! Someone should call a health inspector here to see how they treat their groceries!