Well I have a better plan. I am my brother in laws only employee at his used car lot. So we can park there, he has no problem with it and I even have a key to the building for bathroom use. If the police come by I will explain that I am allowed to be there by the business owner and they actually are not, without probable cause.
Edit: Me and my friends are on good terms with the local police, and I have had many private conversations with the Chief. Police need to buy cars too once in awhile.
Oh, and I once gave the Chiefs daughter a black eye while playing lacrosse in high school...we were on the same team even. Purely unintentional. (Or was it?....the little snot.)