Yawn! Is this the only party place this hole has? Well okay, I suppose they serve apple cider in here. Perhaps I'll just step in and see what's on the...
Ewww! Gee-Tee-Ef-Oh, freak! That's, like, the lamest hitting attempt I've ever seen!
Brainwash? Yeah like, reality check, at least I totally have brain to wash here. And speaking of washing, how about you get intimate with the soap before getting intimate with any, like, women! Leave me alone!
Gross! Why do all the men always try getting in my pants?! Men are all shallow pigs who are only thinking about sex. No wonder they hang out in a places like this.
I mean, God! Electric light! This must be, like, the newest thing since sliced bread to guys like him. I totally haven't drunk enough apple cider to make him look even moderately attractive yet. But perhaps I'll fix that.
Well finally someone I can relate to. I mean, apart from layer of dirt and still not knowing what running water means, she seems OK.
Oh! An oppressed woman! Yeah, sister, you should totally stand up for your rights! You know because like really blahblahblahmenblahblahblahpigsblahblahblahchauvin istblahblahblahheteronormativeblahblahblahpatriarc hyblahblahblahoppressionsblahblahblahrepressionbla hblahblahanarcho-capitalismblahblahblahveganismblahblahblahreincarn ationblahblahblahequalityblahblahblah...
Sheesh, is it just me or is the air really dry in here? I still need that apple cider!
Hey! Cute, totally funny and witty bartender guy? Could I...GAAAH, WTF ARE YOU??!! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF SUNSCREEN??!! WHERE'S THE TOILET, I NEED TO PUKE!!!
Must be somewhere in he...hey?! Are you winking at me?! I think you're winking at me?! Stop that! Can't a girl feel nauseated here in peace?!
AND STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX!!!
Uh, helloooooo?! Not
that kind of Liberal! I mean, maybe if you got rid of that totally turn off hat, but...
WHAAAAT??!!
That's it! I'm finding that unwashed guy who called himself sheriff and tell him that dirty old man just tried to turn me into a prostitute!
Hey! Hey you! You there! Big, muscular, overly-masculine male with the facial hair! Represent me!
Yeah, I'm totally a fragile girl in shocked state and want a knight in shining armor (that's you, dummy) to go punch him in the face for me.
Well yeah, I guess throwing him in a dark cell and throwing the key away satisfies my inner need for primitive revenge too.
OK, I'll leave the boys to settle it together. That will teach that dirty old man to think women need those male chauvinist pigs for something.