"My doctor, whom I've been going to since I was a kid, just gave me some terrible news after my blood test. I just can't believe it!" I told my girlfriend.
She looked at me with a rather worried look on her face and said, "Oh no! Oh my god, what's wrong."
I said, "The silly buggers getting married!"
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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