Oh! My keen senses and impeccable intelligence reveal to me that this is some sort of primitive door. Doors like these are usually opened by some sort of magic password, which I also read a lot about when I was studying back home. Let's see if I can recall what it was.
...not that? Well, Open Sesame then? No?
...Hocus Pocus? No...
Klaatu barada nikto? Poo!
...Openus Stupidus Doorus Orus Ius Huffus Andus Puffus Andus Blowus Yourus Houseus Inus! Wellus, buttus!
Look, this is getting really obnoxious now! I should...hey, what's that in there?
Huh? Turns out that little handle in there was in fact a complicated gate opening mechanism. They should really put a manual or something next to it to prevent confusion!
Hey, why is that ugly man coming towards me? Doesn't he know to respect my personal space?
Uh, hello? When was the last month you took a shower?
Yes, I'm trying to prove you the importance of personal hygiene! You positively stink!
Hey! Where are you going?! I'm not done lecturing you yet! You still have much to learn from me! Did you get offended because I called you smelly poo butt? But it's just the truth! Can't you handle the truth?!
Well, whatever! I can surely find someone in here who doesn't smell like a clogged toilet.
This looks like a promising place.
Uh, hello. I was wondering...
Oh my! Look at those coveralls! And the ponytail! And the blank, yet somehow determined look! She looks just like my favorite childhood cartoon person, Wendy the Welder!
Ohmygod, she's so cheerful like Wendy too! And she's so practical! Oh, look at those hands! They are so...full of rash. Oh dear! Hello! I'm Laura-Anne! Uh, has anyone, like, ever told you that you look like my favorite cartoon character?
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod I knew it! Of course, you know, when you're as smart as me you just know this stuff! Though you're pretty smart too, Wendy. For a working class girl, I mean. But I, like, always liked it when you gave the patriarchy a finger with your welding torch! I mean, don't people just love it when you fix all the bad stuff from the world with stuff with it because you're, like, practical and stuff?
Aww. Don't worry, Wendy! I can be your friend! It'll be fun! You could be, like, my sidekick and we'd go to adventure and have fun and puppies! Like, totally bee-ef-ef material!
Nonono, don't you listen? I'm Laura-Anne! How can you miss something as important as my name, Wendy?! Because you know, Peach is, like, totally stupid and votes those right wing nuts who don't like puppies and we are really not similar at all. Eeww!
It was nice chatting with Wendy, but I got to go now! There's still stuff to see and I, like, totally forgot my camera home too, so I need to improvise!