The electricity company called me and said, 'The meter readings you provided us with seem to be suspiciously low.'
I said, 'Yeah, I've never read the meter. I have a system where I just decide beforehand how much I feel like paying, then work out the figures to suit.'
'Sir, you can't do that!' they said.
I replied, 'Well, it's a system that seems to work all right for you bastards.'
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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