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Originally Posted by Betonov
I have an add for a Slovene brand of chicken sausage with an elephant thinking it's Tarzan 
Yep, it's definatley monday. I could never handle mondays |
You got a case of the "Mondays"
Drink 3 shots then call us in the morning.
You got Jack Daniels over there, 3 shots in a minute, then dial your workplace and put on a fake raspy sick voice. Drink 3 more afterwards then find a warm blanket to snuggle under. Maybe a bedmate will make the horrid thing known as Monday all the more bearable.
You could slam all 6 but slurring on the phone as you fake call out sick is bad. Trust me on that one.
Just sayin'
Maybe even encouraging.
Damn I miss the Jack, tasty stuff.
