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Originally Posted by frau kaleun
...but that someone will not be me. 
If I want to bludgeon someone with a big stick I'll just use one of these:
Of course there's also my penchant for finely crafted German and Japanese knives to fall back on should the kitchen area come into play.  |
It's funny you should post that...I purchased a samurai sword in China of all places back in the late seventies and honestly doubt I'd ever have the courage to use it so I appropriated an old baton prior to retirement but heeded the warnings of ex colleagues regarding the appropriation of force issue kit so now I keep 'Old Bessie' in a cupboard on the landing at the top of the stairs.
Old Bessie is a commoner garden baseball bat, easily purchased in most good sports outlets and much easier to explain away.