@ Dan D
Oh yeah? Here's a favorite oldie for you:
Heaven:
All the police are British,
All the chefs are Italian,
All the lovers are French,
All the mechanics are German,
And everything's run by the Swiss.
Hell:
All the police are German,
All the chefs are British,
All the lovers are Swiss,
All the mechanics are French,
And everything's run by the Italians.
To which I will add:
In America we have both sides of all those things, so we have Heaven and Hell at the same time. Ain't life grand?
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