We were in the middle of a big game of poker in an illegal gambling club when the police stormed in.
"OK guys," one of them said, "hands in the air where I can see them."
"I'm afraid that's gonna cost you a grand, Officer." I told him.
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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