You can only imagine my reaction to the thread title. I was afraid someone was coming out of the closet.
Oberon, I do share your appreciation for the city of Vienna (hence, my forum name), but I'm afraid I will have to rebuff any other attentions. Maybe you will meet some other nice city-named person...
Now, I'm off to assert my masculinity by consuming large steaks, drinking multiple drams of hearty beer, and rooting for my favorite sports team. I am nothing if not a manly-man...
Oh, darn, I broke my nail on the keyboard. Medic!!!...
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